Foxwood Soap basing fiction on real-life events at Foxwood House

Posted on Mon August 28, 2017.

From the pen of Jan Groenewald, owner, partner, actor, playwright, TV producer, a fictionalised account of every day events in the lives of staff and guests! Faulty Towers? Not quite! This week featuring comments about two plays that were staged at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe: Samuel Beckett's 'Krapps' Last Tape' and Nassim (by Nassim Soleimanpour). Photo below: Mary Hood's visit to wonderful park, viewed here by her from Pirnces Street. A World Heritage Site, she has discovered.

Mary Hood is 42 years old and married to Stephen Hood, a brilliant heart surgeon working in a hospital in Johannesburg and also sometimes assisting Dr Susan Vosloo in Cape Town. Susan is regarded as one of the world's top heart surgeons. (It’s worth Googling her name). 

 

Mary has just bought one of the most prestiges old mansions in Johannesburg. The architect was Frank  Fleming, a partner of Sir Herbert Baker, the famous architect of the Raj and Colonial era in Johannesburg.

Mary realized her purchase creates amazing possibilities: one was to establish a boutique hotel. Her favourite author / presenter / actor Stephen Fry stayed there for more than ten days along with Oscar-winning actress Emma Thompson. Also a guest has been David Emmanuel who designed Princess Diana’s wedding dress.

Dr Hood is giving his wife his full support seeing that Mary loves old places. She was raised in Edinburgh in Scotland. Daughter of a priest.

Mary and Stephen have 3 children. John, Joseph and Lilian ( called after Lillian’s mother, a widow, still living in Edinburgh.)

Buying the property had one disadvantage. The previous owner's sister Marie is an elderly lady who has a life- time right to her cottage at the gate.

This becomes an interesting and absurd situation. Her brother passed away and all the family heirlooms were sold to Mary Hood with the house. She is now contesting her  brother's will.

Her brother, a tv producer,had a fatal heart attack while shooting a documentary  on the heart surgeon Dr Chris Barnard. His partner Simon completed the film and is now up for an Oscar nomination.

Mary Hood is an avid student and learns a new word daily and also feeds the information about her daily discoveroies of strange and rarely used English words to her son John and her best friend Alice Fraser (a frustrated journalist at a newspaper in South Africa – we will get to know Alice at a later stage.)

Today Mary's Skype from Edinburgh to her son John whom she left to run Foxwood House in her absence:

Mary: How is Foxwood? I am so concerned to leave the place...

John: It’s fine, it's fine

Mary: Nikita (the manager) tells me we hosted a celebrity birthday party on Sunday.

John: Yes, the author Jack Cohen was here to help Lerina Erasmus celebrate her birthday. She was the writer of Manheim Sage and Lelie Moordenaar … It was her birthday. Lots of  celebs … Also from the Afrikaans acting fraternity, Mom Brümilda van Rensburg, Lochner de Kock and the producers from Sewende Laan were here…I'll send photo’s. And you, Mom?

Mary: The Edinburgh festival is hectic and quite weird. Saw Krapp’s Last Tape…by Samuel Beckett and directed by Michael Coigan.

John: I love Samuel Beckett…I suppose it was brilliant..

Mary: No darling ... tedious.

John: I suppose it’s a slice of life. Existential philosophy. Sartre ... He wrote about the meaningless of life 

Mary: I do not want to sit one hour listening to it.

John: So you should not see a Samuel Beckett.

Mary: One fascinating moment when the main character - that is our Mr Krapp - reminisced about his mother … there was a word that he wished to remember and he actually looked it up in the dictionary     

 John: You and your words again.

Mary: I think… it was viduity…

John: Being a widow…

Mary: Well Beckett makes his main character look up the word on stage. 

John: Ok Mom sorry you didn't like it. Must go now ...

Mary: Don’t forget the photos?

John: Tata…

 LATER: (Mary and son John; his mother's friend Alice has joined him)

 Mary: How’s Foxwood House, darling?

John: Nikita tells me Patricia de Lille will be booking in tomorrow…

Mary: She usually stays in Jessie’s. Just remind her…

John: Fine. How’s the Edinburg Festival? Alice is standing right here. She'd also like to know ...

Mary: We saw a weird show yesterday… Getting 5 stars… Nassim. I must say your grandmother didn’t like it at all. I have to admit I thought we have been taken for a kind of ride…

John: Yes, we read about it … Isn’t it the Iranian playwright Nassim Soleimanpour. It’s supposed to be brilliant…This is the one theatrical experience I would have loved …

Mary: Oh no! Talk to your grandmother…

Alice: I hear you, Mary … Nassim. I know all about it.

John: It’s supposed to be great, Mom …an audacious theatrical experiment that explores the power of language

Alice: (From the side talking loudlyt so Mary can hear her) Yes! Yes! All that…yes to unite us in unknown … Uncertain times…. I know one should never stop learning… Like your mother with a new word every day… At my age…I could master quite a lot but definitely not learning Farsi now. This is what it is all about…

John: Mom, perhaps you were not ready for that kind of experience .. Since the premiere in 2011, in Edinburgh and at the Summerworks festival, the play has been translated into 25 different languages and performed over 1000 times...

Alice: Sorry to interrupt you…Your Mom and I don’t need a lesson… that the biggest names in theatre has performed it…like Whoopi Goldberg…

Mary: (loudly so she can be heard by both, who seem to have forgotten about her) I'm signing off, darlings ...

John: (pretends not to hear his mother talking to them from Scotland)  And also Sinead Cusack and Ken Loach…

Alice: Sorry I do not know who… Sinklem

John: Not Sinklem… Sinead…

Alice: That’s enough…. Remember I was an English teacher for 27 years… And your mother is still trying to teach me her wonderful discoveries of words ...There is much more to life than getting to know words…and all that… I work on a spiritual guidance.

Mary: (shouts so she can be hear by both, who seem to have forgotten about her) I'm signing off, darlings ... and that's final.

John: No lesson today… Mother will take care of that ...

 Alice: Your mother would like to talk to you…

Mary: Not any longer! Bye. Skype tomorrow!

 TO BE CONTINUED ...